Elea asked Alan Moore:

If Northampton were an eldritch beast, what would it look like (and what would it do to people)?

Alan Moore I’m afraid I don’t really understand this question. Northampton is an eldritch beast. It looks like a perfectly normal middle-English town, only with more Gothic churches, murders and spectral clowns. As for what it does, I suggest you refer to any of the photographs of me which I’m assured are available online: that’s what Northampton does. It also commences the Crusades, the industrial revolution and free-market capitalism. No, don’t mention it. You’re welcome.

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