Robert Gustavo
Robert Gustavo asked Alan Moore:

To the best of your knowledge, what monsters and/or gateways to dark and foreboding realms lie hidden within your beard?

Alan Moore This would have to have been the large, live moth that eventually found its way out of my beard during a visit to Steve Moore’s house a few years ago. While I understand that this doesn’t give a favourable impression of my grooming regimen, I have no idea how or when it got itself into its unenviable situation, and for all I know it may have hatched and grown to maturity knowing no other world than a maze of impenetrable grey tangles. Oh, and the other horrific thing or gateway to a dark realm to be found hidden in my beard, at least according The Onion’s Our Dumb World, is the Essex region.
Alan Moore
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