David Guymer
I know these questions sound weird but please please PLEASE reply back
You're not wrong, but I'll do my best!
When Skratch cried, did his tears run all the way to the end of his snout/tip of his nose?
Hmmm, I would imagine them running down the side of his face, rather than going all the way to the end of his snout.
Exactly how would Skratch react and what would he say to me if I hugged him, rubbed his back and licked those tears running down his muzzle with my tongue as he cried? Because every time I read that, I fantasize licking every last tear from Skratch's muzzle
I think he would hug you very close for your potential use as a human shield.
Dumb question but on a scale from 1 to 10 with 10 being the saltiest, how salty would Skratch's tears taste on my tongue if I licked them directly from his muzzle?
There are no dumb questions - only weird ones!
A quick Google tells me that human tears are less salty than seawater, so I'm going with a cool 3.
On a scale from 1 to 10 with 1 being freezing cold and 10 being scalding hot, how warm were those tears running down Skratch's muzzle?
Let's say 4. I can't say I've ever noticed tears' temperature, suggesting to me that they're neither overly hot nor especially cold
You're not wrong, but I'll do my best!
When Skratch cried, did his tears run all the way to the end of his snout/tip of his nose?
Hmmm, I would imagine them running down the side of his face, rather than going all the way to the end of his snout.
Exactly how would Skratch react and what would he say to me if I hugged him, rubbed his back and licked those tears running down his muzzle with my tongue as he cried? Because every time I read that, I fantasize licking every last tear from Skratch's muzzle
I think he would hug you very close for your potential use as a human shield.
Dumb question but on a scale from 1 to 10 with 10 being the saltiest, how salty would Skratch's tears taste on my tongue if I licked them directly from his muzzle?
There are no dumb questions - only weird ones!
A quick Google tells me that human tears are less salty than seawater, so I'm going with a cool 3.
On a scale from 1 to 10 with 1 being freezing cold and 10 being scalding hot, how warm were those tears running down Skratch's muzzle?
Let's say 4. I can't say I've ever noticed tears' temperature, suggesting to me that they're neither overly hot nor especially cold
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Edward
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David Guymer:
Hello David, I imagine that this is not really a functioning channel of communication for you these days, but hope and folly both spring eternal, so here goes. Having recently finished your two-book Iron Hands trilogy, and knowing as well that the storyline was more or less resolved in codices, is it safe to assume that the likelihood of a third book to conclude the series is slim at best?
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