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Goodreads asked David Viner:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

David Viner Boris Johnson!

Hmm, the question suggests that I should answer with two words and yet when I tried to submit the above answer on its own I got the message: "Sorry, your answer is too short. Longer answers are more popular with readers, and even “yes or no” answers are more interesting with more detail." Ho hum...

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