Supposing the king of the faeries wished to trade for your magnificent eyebrows, what would you demand in exchange?

Sean Gibson First of all, I will note that the king of the faeries would look absolutely ridiculous with my eyebrows. It would be like putting a handlebar mustache on a worm. His countenance, though finely featured and undeniably handsome, is poorly suited to the task of pulling off these eyebrows, the very weight of which would most likely cause the poor nobleman to appear as though he were perpetually sleepy or unable to manipulate his facial muscles properly.

That said, if the king of the faeries DID wish to trade for them, I would ask him to grant the world a measure of understanding. I would ask him to make us all more empathetic, that we might see the world as others do and so come to acknowledge and appreciate our differences while uniting and celebrating the commonalities that make us all human, and all one people.

LOLZ

I can’t even write that with a straight face. I would just ask for a shitload of money.

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