Kimberly Applequist
asked
Jason R. Richter:
Okay, so you've explained the mystery behind Everlasting Gobstoppers. But how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Jason R. Richter
I'm glad you asked.
Mr. Owl is a puppet of the vast Military-Snack Food Shadow Government that has been pulling our strings for far too long. Three, Mr. Owl? An obvious jab at the three branches of government that allegedly run this country while you sit on high looking down at us like poorly drawn, neck-less children.
I say nay, Mr. Owl. No more will we be distracted by your sugary treats as you destroy the very principles that made this country great.
Smash the Tootsie Pop with a hammer. There will be zero licks to get to the center. Rise up, my friends.
Rise up.
Mr. Owl is a puppet of the vast Military-Snack Food Shadow Government that has been pulling our strings for far too long. Three, Mr. Owl? An obvious jab at the three branches of government that allegedly run this country while you sit on high looking down at us like poorly drawn, neck-less children.
I say nay, Mr. Owl. No more will we be distracted by your sugary treats as you destroy the very principles that made this country great.
Smash the Tootsie Pop with a hammer. There will be zero licks to get to the center. Rise up, my friends.
Rise up.
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