Mulla Nasruddin came once to me, and he is a drunkard. His hands shake—eating, drinking tea, everything falls on his clothes, so all his clothes were stained with tea and food and this and that. So I told Nasruddin, “Why don’t you go to the chemist and find something? There are solutions and these stains can be washed.” He went. After seven days he came back; his clothes were in a worse condition, worse than before. I asked, “What happened? Didn’t you go to the chemist?” He said, “I went. And that chemical solution is wonderful—it works. All the stains of tea and food are gone. Now I need
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