“Please disperse in an orderly fashion,” the angel interrupted. “This matinee is canceled, and this theater has been closed pending the investigation of multiple violations of the Guildpact Statutes and the City Ordinances. The League of Wojek apologizes for any inconvenience and hopes you will enjoy the upcoming Decamillennial festivities safely and peacefully.” As an afterthought, she added, “Rioting at this time is not recommended.”
