“Uh. Actually, it is, now that I think about it,” I said. “Feng shui is all about manipulating positive and negative energy around, right? Here, hold this. What I’m doing here is setting up a kind of . . . well, a lightning rod, for lack of a better analogy. I’m setting things up so that if that negative energy gathers again, it gets sent to the place I want it to go, rather than at a particular target. Like a person.”