He’s too close. This is such a bad idea. He needs to not touch me. He needs to step back, create space so I can breathe again, and reinforce the boss and employee boundaries, because right now? In this moment? My smarting feelings about the whole goddamn evening and my butt-hurt brain after being yelled at by my sister could most definitely do with a good spanking, and we both know that’s a bad idea. A very, very bad idea.

