Tress of the Emerald Sea
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Started reading October 26, 2025
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The man was exactly the sort of person who thought every woman in the room was thinking about him. Which they were, as each desperately hoped he would head the other direction.
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That man is a few eggs short of a dozen—and he doesn’t realize the other ten he collected are actually rocks.”
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That woman has worse aim than a drunk man riding a three-legged llama,
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Even small actions have consequences. And while we can often choose our actions, we rarely get to choose our consequences.
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Men, what you want to find is a woman who looks at you like Ann looked at that cannon. Because if such a woman exists, you’ll want to move to a completely different kingdom, inform the authorities, and watch the post for packages containing random disembodied fingers.
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What, other than a person, could you build up merely by caring?
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The guess was as wrong as ending a sentence with a preposition. But it worked anyway. Like ending a sentence with a preposition.
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She…didn’t need to do this all on her own. That shouldn’t have been such a revelation for her. But after spending ages walking around with everyone piling bricks in your arms, it can throw you off balance when someone removes a brick to carry for you.
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Secretly, I’ll tell you that you aren’t either. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to lower your value. Don’t trust them. They know they can’t afford you otherwise.