Size 14 Is Not Fat Either (Heather Wells, #2)

by Meg Cabot

Then I have them throw in a GET WELL SOON bear for good measure, after first making sure the GET WELL SOON banner comes off, so Manuel can regift the bear to a girlfriend or niece. You have to think about these things when you’re giving stuffed toys to a man.

I was never cool enough for him ’cause I don’t like putting chemicals in my body.” “Except twenty-one shots.” “I mean except for alcohol,” Gavin amends.

I’d leave, too, but I still have half a beer left. You can’t just leave a beer like that. It’s un-American.