“There must be more interesting things. Hair. Clothes. People.” “Good grief. You mean girl talk?” “I don’t know, I’ve never talked girl talk before,” said Cheery. “Dwarfs just talk.” “It’s like that in the Watch, too.” said Angua. “You can be any sex you like provided you act male. There’s no men and women in the Watch, just a bunch of lads. You’ll soon learn the language. Basically it’s how much beer you supped last night, how strong the curry was you had afterwards, and where you were sick. Just think egotesticle. You’ll soon get the hang of it. And you’ll have to be prepared for sexually
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