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Every wizard needs a tower, like every pimp needs a chalice. Did you ever hear about the Wizard Pimp? His tower was a giant chalice. Unfortunately, the guy didn’t put a place for water to drain, so he wound up with a lake on top of his tower, and everything was soggy all the time.
“Yandere Magnet: Yanderes are (correction) more attracted to you, and women in love with you are (correction) more likely to become Yandere. Yowch. That poor guy.” Carl hoped for his sake the dude was tough as nails, but it probably wouldn’t help much.
“I stole an entire warehouse full of spices from Boles by using my magic to pretend to be a ghost,” Sal said, scowling. “Would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids.”
Scooby do reference!!!
“There’s only so many basic ways you can fight, so we typify them into code words for quick strategizing,” she said, glancing at him, pointing a thick finger at his smoke disgorging wasps. “For example, you’re a royal with cheese.”
