‘If you have to walk the tracks with the juice on then you stay off the sleepers. They’re slippery. You slip, you fall, you put your hands out and zap.’ ‘Zap,’ I said. ‘That’s the technical term for it, is it? What do you call someone who’s been zapped?’ ‘Mr Crispy,’ said Kumar. ‘That’s the best you guys can come up with?’ Kumar shrugged. ‘It’s not like it’s a major priority.’
