Falling for Your Best Friend's Twin (Love Clichés, #1)

by Emma St. Clair

Hey, Z. Whattup. I do tech like Kanye does bad tweets. Happy to help for a fee or your firstborn child.

Ooh burn

he’s got a stick so far up his backside that he’s got antlers,”

Which means I’m scrambling around like a remote-control car being driven by a four-year-old, all jerky and out of control, zooming around in circles. The only thing I haven’t done is run into walls.

Hey, circulatory system: slow it down! Respiratory system: in and out, nice and steady. That’s it. There we go. Breathe. Reproductive system: you have not been called to active duty. Stand down, soldier. I’m talking to you, ovaries. Nervous system: stop being so … nervous. Skeletal system: way to be solid. Carry on.

I love this book