down from a three-day coke binge. I was being a bitch to you yesterday. I’m sorry. I just didn’t want to deal with another yokel who wanted to tell me how many times he had jerked off to me and Anna Iminya doing a double-dildo scene. I mean, I want you to jerk off and pay for the movies; I just don’t need to hear about it when I’m getting gas or making funeral arrangements. It’s funny. I had forgotten how backward this town was. You tell somebody in LA you do porn, they ask what studio you work for. You tell somebody here, they either wanna bone you in the supermarket parking lot or rub oil on
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