There Is Also a Dog

by Kayley Loring

To every dog I’ve ever fallen in love with at first sight… Just because you live with some other human, that doesn’t mean we aren’t soulmates. ;)

And good merry riddance to him! May she savor his pre-coffee personality and delight in being vigorously pounded by his slightly curved penis for one or two minutes twice a week for all eternity. Joyful blessings to both of them on their courageous journey to matrimonial bliss.