One For the Ages (DCI Logan Crime Thrillers, #16)

by J.D. Kirk

He dunked it in his tea a couple of times, then removed it before it lost all its structural integrity.

“So, I can talk to you any way I like, you spangle-eyed fountain of horse shit.”

“Far be it from me to agree with Bonzo the Talking Fucktrumpet back there, but you don’t look fine.”