‘They should all be deported,’ said the taxi driver as they drew to a halt. ‘Er, who should?’ said Richard, who realised he hadn’t been listening to a word the driver said. ‘Er—’ said the driver, who suddenly realised he hadn’t been listening either, ‘er, the whole lot of them. Get rid of the whole bloody lot, that’s what I say. And their bloody newts,’ he added for good measure.