thought could unleash a tidal wave of female lasciviousness—a speculum, a walk with a painter and his girlfriend, any unattended interaction with men. One can only imagine the disappointment of these men to find that women are largely left unattended today, and yet, society has not devolved into an unending orgy, because women still have to buy groceries and go to work and call their moms and generally pursue things that are not ceaseless fornication.
