Solitaire

by Alice Oseman

I think you should know that I make up a lot of stuff in my head and then get sad about it. I like to sleep and I like to blog. I am going to die someday.

“Firstly, I resent the fangirl idea that Draco Malfoy is some kind of beautifully tortured soul who is searching for redemption and understanding. He’s essentially a massive racist. Secondly, the idea that bullying means that you fancy someone is basically the foundation of domestic abuse.”

Sometimes I hate people. This is probably very bad for my mental health.

thinking or talking too much about “boy issues” makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

stewing in guilt because I am a terrible friend and a terrible person who gets jealous of my best friend for being everything I wish I was. Confident. Outgoing. Happy.

Nick’s bisexual, but he doesn’t fancy everyone he meets. He’s a bit Charlie obsessed, to be honest.

YESSS HEARTSTOPPERRRRR BRIDGEEEEEEEEE

Becky explains that she didn’t invite me because she knew that I definitely wouldn’t want to come

fuck you Becky

I’m not exactly a believer and it probably means that I’m going to hell, if it even exists, which, let’s be honest, it probably doesn’t. That doesn’t bother me very much because whatever happens in hell can’t be much worse than what happens here.

They’re the evil criminal organization and you’re Sherlock Holmes. I’ll be John Watson. But we’ve got to be the Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman Sherlock and Watson because the BBC Sherlock is infinitely greater than all other adaptations.”

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