Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)

by Jim Butcher

I enjoy treating a woman like a lady, opening doors for her, paying for shared meals, giving flowers—all that sort of thing.

So he's Johannes Cabal if Johannes was a green flag

Most men have something better to do in the middle of the night than play with their chemistry sets.”

Maybe, but this is way hotter

I did, and found a pair of romance novels, their covers filled with impossibly delightful flesh.

Please never describe books like that again

She’d made me coffee with a ton of sugar in it, just the way I like,

ugh UGH

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.