Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)

by Jim Butcher

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that there isn’t an invisible demon about to eat your face.

Maybe my values are outdated, but I come from an old school of thought. I think that men ought to treat women like something other than just shorter, weaker men with breasts.

Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them.