Play With Me (Playing for Keeps, #2)

by Becka Mack

“You’re not getting any of this tonight,” Olivia bites out, pausing to circle a hand around her bottom half. “None of it.” Carter’s gasp leaves him slack jawed, and he chases after her. “Ollie! It was an accident! You can’t cut off access! You can’t!”

Not now, Lieutenant Johnson. Stand down, soldier!

“I could eat again, just not something suitable for public, if you know what I—”

Besides, who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got a drawer full of battery-powered ones? Men don’t vibrate, but dildos do.

GIRLLLLLLLL shes not lying though

“Looking for Princess Bubblegum!” I shout. The box I’m crushing against my chest, the one filled with dildos and vibrators, rumbles and shakes, coming alive. “She’s not in there!” “Spoiler alert, Jennie: I fucking know that

IM CRYIBG SKDJDNDN

The box rips apart at the seams, the most beautiful rainbow of dildos and vibrators flying through the air between us in—I swear to God—slow fucking motion. Jennie’s eyes lock with mine, wide and horrified, as a particularly meaty fucker with a suction cup base slaps me across the face. It clatters to the ground, the length of it—why the hell is it so damn long?—pumping up and down and winding in circles, spinning around the hardwood like a bad break-dancer.

BITFCH YOU CANT BE SERIOUS

“Did you show him how flexible you are?” “That is wildly inappropriate, Miss Beckett.” She stops me as I reach for the door to the dance studio, eyes wide and playful, and holds her hands out, a good foot between them, and mouths, Fucking massive.

i love this duo so much omg

loaded up my favorite Lovehoney cart with some exciting new toys, and reminded myself I could fuck me better than any guy could. And trust me, I do.

PERIOD GIRL YOU TELL EM

I’d ride that man into oblivion. He’s got a dick made of gold.”

Honestly, good for her.

“No, we weren’t!” I yell at the same time Carter shrieks, “Jennie doesn’t need a dicking!”

Gotta love this brother sister duo.

“He’s taken to warning the baby every time we’re about to have sex.” Olivia scrubs a hand over her exhausted expression. “Okay, little buddy. Daddy’s coming in. Make sure you move all the way to the back.” Her wide brown eyes are full of disbelief. “It’s the anxious chuckling that really gets me, and every time I move, he stops and asks if I’m okay. I just … I need him to fuck me, you know? Really fuck me. This baby’s making me horny as hell.”

LMFAOOOOO fucking Carter

“Does your wife know you’re fucking us?” Cara yells.

Okay I'm definitely stealing this

“Hey, ref!” Cara hollers. “Want a pregnancy test? ’Cause you’ve missed two fucking periods!”

Stealing this one too.

Even Adam has a swollen cheekbone. He looks happiest of all. “I never get in fights! My dad’s so proud of me for plowing the other goalie into the boards!” He runs a palm down his puffed chest. “Says he recorded it to show all his friends.”

Omfg Adam is so precious I need him ASAP

“And don’t crash my car, or you’ll be working it off however I deem fit.”

Alexa play "Get On Your Knees" by Nicki Minaj

“I have a concussion,” and

LOL NOT THE "I HAVE A CONCUSSION" LINE CMON NOW GARRETT

“Tuck it away!” I shriek at him. “You tuck those away!” he shrieks back.

STOPPPPPPP NAHSUDSJSJDB IM CRYING

“Nipple ring? I didn’t notice a pierc—” His face pales. “Oh shit.”

I narrow my eyes. “Yeah, oh shit, Mr. I-didn’t-even-see-anything.” He rubs his nape, cheeks pink. “Well, I … I …” With a resigned smile, he lifts a shoulder. “I’m a weak man, and they’re nice tits.” My stubborn nose points to the ceiling. “Yeah, I know they are.”

Okay they are literally my favorite otp

“Please don’t hurt me,” I finally whisper.

Atta boy. We love a submissive.

My mouth covers hers without hesitation, tasting, taking. Fuck, do I ever wanna take. She’s soft and sweet, eager and hesitant at the same time, and my pulse hammers the longer I explore her. I run my tongue over her lips, asking for permission. I want in, and I don’t know if I’ll want to leave. She opens for me, legs winding around my waist, letting me closer than I ever thought I’d be. My tongue meets hers with a slow sweep, and when her hips lift, grinding against me, a jagged whimper leaves her mouth.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SJWUWUDHSJSJ

“Stop saying vagina, please.” He shrugs. “Fine, you have a nice pussy.”

LOL

A growl rumbles in my throat, and before I can even comprehend my actions, I throw myself at his chest and bury my fingers in his hair. He clasps my ass, lifting me to him, my legs winding around his waist as my back collides with the wall.

Oh shit

“Are you gonna let me take care of you tonight, sunshine? ’Cause it’s all I can fucking think about.”

“You gonna let me fuck this pussy one day?”

“Do you want me to taste you, Jennie?” He taps my knees and they fall open for him. “’Cause I wanna fuckin’ taste you.”

“Excuse me. I’m Arianna.” Carter doesn’t look up from his menu. “I’m married.”

“Happily.” He looks up with a grin and shows her Olivia’s smiling face on his phone screen. “Isn’t she beautiful?” He flips through his photos. “Here she is on our wedding day. Fucking gorgeous, right? And here’s the baby she’s growing right now. That’s my baby. What do you think? Girl or boy? We’re not finding out. We want to be surprised. I’m trying to convince myself I see a penis, though, ’cause girls are scary.”

“Yeah, said you ate good. Something about the dessert you brought being, and I quote, orgasmic.” He rolls his eyes. “She’s so dramatic.”

OH SHIT GIRL

If I can’t have her, nobody else on this team gets her.

Fuck you, I mouth, flipping him the bird behind Carter’s back. You’d like that, he mouths back.

I changed my mind. I want her, and I’m gonna have her.

I go all tongue-tied, you scream at me ’til you’re hot and bothered, and all the while I’m thinking about throwing your legs over my shoulders and gorging on my favorite dessert.”

“That’s you, sunshine. You’re my favorite dessert.”

“C’mon, Jennie. Play with me.”

His grin turns wicked, and I gasp when he fists the hair at my nape, pulling my head taut.

Knowing you want me as much as I want you makes me feel like I’m on top of the world.”

“Do you have a preference for how I take these off you later? I can try to be gentle and peel them off real slow, but I’m leaning toward option two.”

“I destroy them. One way or another, they’ll be on my bedroom floor tonight, and you’ll be beneath me, saying my name.” His mouth dips low as he skims my bare waist with his frosty fingertips. “Over and over again.”

I’m gonna worship all of you tonight.”

“You’re already special, sunshine.”

“So fuckin’ sexy when you’re on your knees and, for once in your life, speechless.” I run a thumb over her parted, swollen lips. “You okay with a little rough?”

“Eyes on me, sunshine. Always on me.”

“Please, Mom. Olivia’s already reached maximum disappointment levels; she married your son.”

“Hey! Yeah, you there, with the Princess Leia buns! I’m young, okay? I still get my period!” She stands, sweeping both hands down her body. “You wish you could look this good when you’re my age!” She plops back down, glowering. “Pfft. Grandma.”

LMFAOOOOO A QUEEN

Bear: *sad emoji* but I wanna kiss u Okay, well that’s kind of sweet. Bear: Oops, autocorrect. **Kiss ur pussy

“You cannot poke your baby in the eye, Carter.” He glances at his crotch. “Are you sure? I’m pretty well-endow—”

STFUUUUUUUU

Carter looks down at his shirt, tugging so the single word is visible, as if it weren’t already large and in charge. DILF.

Because the shirt she wears underneath sports one simple sentence: I HEART DILFS.

“Best friends don’t lose each other, Jennie. I’ll be right here, always. I promise you that.”

SOBBBBB