“Oh man, what happened?” “That is a rather entertaining story,” Salem said, voice layered with sarcasm. “You showed up at the automated barns in the early hours of the morning, blackout drunk, and mumbling about how you were going to catch a Pokémon. You proceeded to run up and down the village’s border for fifteen minutes before spotting a rabbit and chasing it into The Wild Woods, where you quickly caught up and tackled it, before shouting something about someone having stolen all your Pokéballs. A drunken scuffle ensued where the rabbit tried to get free, and you tried to hug it to your
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