A Heart That Works

by Rob Delaney

Brits are psychotic about Friends, but Seinfeld didn’t hit as big over here, which doesn’t reflect well on them as a nation at all.

Early in our hospital stay, I got a call from the publicist at my management company. He told me that the Daily Mail had called and were aware that I had a son in Great Ormond Street Hospital being treated for a brain tumor, and wanted to know if I wished to comment. I told him to please tell the Daily Mail that if they printed anything about my son, I would kill the reporter and any editors who approved it, and then sit down in a puddle of their blood and wait for the police to come. No article ran.