Beware of Chicken (Beware of Chicken, #1)

by CasualFarmer

Is—is my fucking chicken doing a training montage? I watched his incredibly crisp kicks for a little longer.

His Lord had said it was better to be kind and be hurt than to live your life as a monster. That it was better than living a life of cruelty and wrath, taking and taking without caring for others.

You never hear about the reasonable people. It’s always the caricatures that get the screen time. And it was absolutely hilarious to see her eyes bug out when she ate her first bit of rice. I remember the food at my Sect being pretty meh, so my food must taste like heaven. Fool. This is only the first form of my cuisine! Teriyaki burgers will flow! Poutine will flourish! I will master the Dao of Cooking, and all will fear my might!