Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem

by Laurie Notaro

That bed is the best place in the world. And that is helpful, because I am awake most of the time I am there.

We’re high, we’re sleep deprived, and we’re still doing all the shit.

People act poorly because other people have let them act poorly, and they have been able to get away with it for a lifetime. There is no sense of consequence.