“You get one free question a day. One. Any questions after that, I charge a dollar per answer. Three dollars for an answer I have to repeat. Do you understand?” “Why?” he asked. This is the reason we don’t keep weapons in the house. “Do you really want to use your free question for something that’s going to end up costing you hundreds by the end of the day?” I replied. “Don’t ask why. Just say, ‘Okay.’” “Can I say that I think it’s unfair?” he dared. “No, and with that, sir, you have just used your complimentary question,” I said as I went downstairs to the basement to bang my head on the
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