“What time does the bank open?” I hissed in a whisper of fire, hunched over like Gollum. “Am I the bank psychic? I am not the keeper of the bank! Of course Safeway carries almond milk! Are almonds an endangered nut? Why would Safeway not have almond milk? Is there an almond milk embargo? Just drink regular milk like every other normal person on earth. My God. Friggin’ almond milk. It looks like filthy bathwater. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS! Google it like a grown-up. What time does the bank open? Google it! Is there an almond milk embargo? GOOGLE IT! I can’t take it anymore! Where is the bank?
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