Listen, ask any woman who has lived the last twenty-five years of her life on repeat if that is cruel and unusual behavior. She will tell you that no jury of her peers (women who are still married to their selective-hearing husbands after two and a half decades) would convict her. My trigger is “What?” I’ve lost half of the last twenty-five years to time spent being a skipping record, and at this point I do not hesitate to give dirty looks to random husbands who shoot that word to their wives like a missile in public.
