WANTED: Teenager to help two old people figure out how to cast Escape to the Chateau from their phones to their TV. We do not know what kind of TV it is. We think we have iPhones. We made a mistake by not having children eighteen years ago, and we are willing to pay the going rate to make up for that now. Nephew could not help us because he was helping his grandmother put an attachment on an email and was visibly upset when we FaceTimed him.