Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem

by Laurie Notaro

Chin hairs are elusive, sneaky organisms. They are simply put there so that you cannot think about anything else but the victory yank when you finally have them by the root and out of your body.

But no one sits down and has the Talk with you about how your body is changing, your hormones are dying like they’re on a muddy battlefield in France in 1917, and you’re about to enter a new phase of your life.