Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem

by Laurie Notaro

I’ve seen so much stuff that I had to purge 90 percent of my childhood memories from my brain in order to make room for passwords and PINs.

what makes you happy and fun at parties will make you try to buy a liver on eBay in a couple of decades.

The brilliance of growing older is that with each passing day, you lose an equivalent amount of fear.