of body fluid. Oh, thank you, God, thank you for not making it pee. I don’t want pee hair. Thank you so much. But F you for messing with my hormones. I wonder how much estrogen I have left. I wonder how much just leaked out of my body and is now soaking my foam mattress topper. I bet my mattress topper is more of a lady now than I am. I am just a sexless log, sweating and counting like I’m learning English. I just want to sleep.
