“If Judy Garland had waited until menopause to OD, she’d still be alive,” my friend Erica wrote back. “If anyone has a tranquilizer dart gun for an elephant, I’ll give you a hundred bucks to come and shoot me through my window.” “I haven’t slept since 2018,” Lore posted. “And I just finished the last episode of Homestead Rescue. I have NyQuil decanted on my
