“This is quite the cultural experience,” Andy remarks calmly as a man a few seats over whips out his dick and begins to piss in the aisle. “What’s the matter with you?” Nick shouts to the man. “Put that thing away. There are children here.” Andy’s face is bright red and his shoulders are shaking. “‘Put that thing away’?” he repeats. “I’m not going to shout dick in public,” Nick says reasonably. “No, of course not. Look at me, forgetting my manners.”
