The Studying Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #1)
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Read between January 2 - January 3, 2019
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Whining but undeterred,
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Level: Expert
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“Quiet please. When you talk, it makes me want to slap some sense into you.”
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Luckily, my sarcasm is usually a sign of affection when I’m warming up to someone.”
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She grabs her pencil and wields it like a tiny sword
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lackadaisical
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“What can I say? You make me want to strangle you.”
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“Please. Just go put that on. And come back uglier.”
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A tower of pillows is stacked in the middle, a barrier I erected when he was in the shower,
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“Oh god, my life.”
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“You know, just when I think you have some deep-rooted sensitivity just dying to get out, you ruin it by talking.”
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“Semantics.”
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*throws hands in air* I stand corrected
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I just pulled a Jameson and rolled my eyes—
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Starting the clock. Ready. Set. Dash.
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“Is it weird I find that horrible, somewhat degrading sentence mildly erotic?”
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“Yeah but your ass has gravitational pull—I’m drawn to it like a magnet. Can’t keep my hands off.”
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“At least we gave it the old college try.”