The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

“Carl, you keep getting disgusting tattoos. You might as well grow a beard and knock over a liquor store now. That’s your third tattoo in a week. You’re going to scare Mongo.”

OVER. HAVING MYSELF AND CARL ON THE PROGRAM IS THE EQUIVALENT OF HAVING AUDREY HEPBURN AND, I DON’T KNOW, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE SUDDENLY SHOW UP AS GUEST STARS ON A PUBLIC ACCESS TELEVISION SHOW. Carl: How do you even know who that is? Donut: HE WAS ON AN EPISODE OF WALKER, TEXAS RANGER.