Chris Dietsch

“Probably dead. There’s maybe five hunters in the non-saferoom pub near the center of town. Place called Cold Stone Creamery. Louis: I love that place. Donut: OMG NOBODY BLOW UP THE ICE CREAM SHOP.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade

“Fair enough. Number two: Ask a woman how much she weighs. Then lift her. She’ll have increased in weight. Feruchemists, every one.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Lost Metal

“Death, but not for you, gunslinger.”
― Stephen King, The Dark Tower