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July 8 - July 10, 2025
Donut: BOMO IS OUR FRIEND. WE DON’T BLOW UP OUR FRIENDS, CARL.
I took both of my hands, and I cupped Donut’s face. “You know how worried you are about Mongo?” “Yes.” “That’s how I feel about you.” Donut blinked.
Carl is making my heart feel things!
“You’re not my person anymore,” Donut added. “Carl is. He’s always been.”
OMG! I LOVE YOU DONUT!
She looked up at me. “Viva la revolución, Carl.”
This is a feather. It’s pink. It’s garbage. Fuck off with making me describe this shit. Do you want me to describe the dirt below your feet, too?
Ohhhhh... the AI is having a MOMENT!
“My daddy says you’re the cat’s bitch,” the little boy said.
bahahaha
“AnD SO The lioN fEll iN lOVe WiTh The LaMB.” I’m actually quite fond of the Twilight novels. Plus, I would never stoop so low as to disparage the work of an over-imaginative and obviously undersexed artist who managed to become a brazilianaire from barely-disguised erotica targeted at adolescent girls. However, I would like to take this opportunity to point out that your culture’s obsession with fictional, underaged heroes was absolutely misguided.
a Twilight reference?!?!! hahaha
This apotropaic talisman looks like something a goth teenaged girl would shoplift from a Hot Topic. A girl who dreams about one day meeting a hundred-year-old predator and making him fall in love with her. Remember, it’s not a crime if he’s handsome or rich or looks like a teenager.
well shit. call out ALLL the books. haha
“You punched that vampire pterodactyl in the dick!” she cried. “You put a hole right in it!” I groaned as I stepped away from the gore. The rain continued to pound. “Yes, Donut. I was there. But it was female. It didn’t have a dick.” “Then you punched her in her lady garden!
Lady garden?!?!?! lol
I RECEIVED A VERY RUDE ACHIEVEMENT. MONGO AND KIWI ARE APPALLED.
they are BOTH appalled!
“I don’t think I can respect you anymore, Carl.” New Achievement! Sex Pervert! A nipple ring? Really?
Reward: Whores don’t get rewards.
“You and Katia?” Donut repeated, incredulous. “You are together with Katia? My Katia? Does she know this?” “Yes, Donut,” I said. “It’s been obvious for a while now. I assumed you would’ve picked up on it.” “Katia!” Donut called, jumping from the table. She marched toward the door into the main guild area. “Katia, are you here? I must speak with you this instant!”
Does she know this?! lol
“Okay, mister bossy pants. We ended up not needing them yet, did we?” “That’s beside the point.” “Is it? Because the last I looked, this was the Royal Court of Princess Donut. Not the Stupid Team of Stupid Dictator Carl and his Abused Slave Cat, Princess Donut.”
abused slave cat? ohhh Donut. lol
So I need you to keep that mask on. But one day... One day you’ll find yourself someplace safe and without worries and without everyone watching, and it’ll just fall right off. And it will hurt.
ugh. this moment.
