The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

Reward: Your reward is advice. Fatherly advice. Don’t be a little bitch. There’s your reward.

WE DON’T BLOW UP OUR FRIENDS, CARL.

Trust me on this. You don’t want Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.

“My daddy says you’re the cat’s bitch,” the little boy said.

Hope is crucial, but it can also be poison if it is blind.

We are on a fabricated stage surrounded by puppets built by the enemy. Do not ever forget this.

Cats don’t ask for permission. They never apologize. They’re soulless murderers. All of them.

“Yet, how is it fair these rich assholes can just sit back and send other people to die?