The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

Run.

Carl: The whole floor is the hunter zone now. Talk to you tonight.

Its giving "see you at home" :')

“You know what, Donut?” I asked as I sat down on the bed. She just looked at me, a strange, unreadable fear in her eyes. “You snore, too.” The eyes softened. “I have never snored once in my life, Carl. I am both a princess and a cat. It’s quite literally impossible. Now quit talking nonsense and go to sleep.”

Boy, this really made some of them angry. Maybe that will teach them not to try to sue us so much!