The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

by Matt Dinniman

the work of an over-imaginative and obviously undersexed artist who managed to become a brazilianaire from barely-disguised erotica targeted at adolescent girls.

Fairy tales. Myths. Lies. Spoiler alert. Kids are all idiots, and when they’re forced into a life or death situation, they

overwhelmingly make stupid decisions and get themselves killed.

A girl who dreams about one day meeting a hundred-year-old predator and making him fall in love with her. Remember, it’s not a crime if he’s handsome or rich or looks like a teenager.