Last on the List (Wait With Me, #5)
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I’d much rather be plus-sized and happy than mid-sized and miserable.
Caoimhe
relatable
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Have I ever been this turned on by a woman? The answer has to be hell fucking no.
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Fuck, I’m a pervert.
Caoimhe
HAHA
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“What you said about me throwing you over my shoulder? First of all…I could do that. Feel free to challenge me on that. I love a challenge.” I turn on my heel to march the other way. “But second of all, who gives a fuck if I couldn’t? Do you think that makes you any less worthy of someone? It doesn’t. It’s a superficial fucking nothingburger of a comment. It tells nothing about the person you are or the beauty you possess.”
Caoimhe
cassandra jump him rn
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Make no mistake, you aren’t a convenience fuck, Cassandra. You are a dream fuck.”
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My FUPA, ratty hair, and smeared makeup are a lost cause, but my nipples must triumph and carry the team.
Caoimhe
i am dying - get it girl
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It’s not like I’m abandoning her to have casual sex with her nanny. Except that I am.
Caoimhe
lmao
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and you can feel very free to scream that whenever you want, sweet cheeks.”
Caoimhe
SWEET CHEEEEKS
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“Dad.” Everly sighs heavily and rests her head on the couch as she looks at me. “I don’t want to be the only one to worry about you.”
Caoimhe
she breaks my heart
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“Please, kid…promise me you’ll always need a hug from your dad. I’m not ready to be done with the hugging.”
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“You are right. We’re done banging it out, Cassandra. I want a fucking date.”
Caoimhe
YES
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I’m done acting like I’m not obsessed with everything about you. I want more than just fucking. I want you.”
Caoimhe
of course you do she's great
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“Spoken like a man who’s never come across Spanx before.” “Like spankings? Another kink unlocked, Cozy?” I waggle my eyebrows sexily at her, and she laughs. I don’t get it.
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You’ll find something that will make you feel beautiful.
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“She is mine,”
Caoimhe
yyyyyes she is
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Fell in love with him.
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And imagination tennis is fun and all, but no offense, Cozy…you’re not as good at tennis as me, and I want to play someone who’s at my level.”
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He looked at her like how I look at ice cream. But he better not lick her because that would be gross!
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I don’t know what exactly our future holds, but if I was a betting man, I’d bet on marriage and babies in no particular order. And sooner rather than later if I have any say in it. It’s about time Everly became a big sister.
Caoimhe
dying!!!