“Uh,” said Ash from the door, “are you—all right?” “Fine!” Kami said. She typed out: “With the advent of sperm banks, women realized the sheer uselessness of men, and by the year 2100 they were largely extinct” with extreme force. “Absolutely fine, never better! Why do you ask?” “Er, because I heard you and Jared had a screaming fight. Also, you are typing like a maddened weasel taped to a keyboard.
