Firestarter

by Stephen King

Death is a football player, he thought, one big mother.

God loves to make a man break a vow. It keeps him properly humble about his place in the world and his sense of self-control.

crazy as a man eating ratturds and calling it caviar.

My days in this reeking, putrescent vineyard have been long, and the vintage would be a bitter one indeed.”

I’ll kill you, and then I’ll cut you into pieces, and Cuisinart you, and turn you into catmeat.”