Semi-Charmed (Harper Hall Investigations, #1)

by Isabel Jordan

Slayers and seers hadn’t fallen off the face of the earth when Sentry disbanded and vamps earned human rights. They might be jobless, but they still existed.

“Well, hello there, Pot, they call me Kettle,” she said dryly. “I hear you’re black.”

It was a horrible thing for a woman to be with a man who was prettier than her.

blackmail was such an ugly word. She much preferred persuasion.

The gesture was touching…in a twisted kind of way.

And if wishes were horses, we’d all ride, her grandfather had always said.

“Yes, you’re both manly men, and I’m sure you can piss equally far.

Was this what jealousy felt like? Fuck, how did normal people get anything done with so many damn emotions swirling around inside them all the time?

🤣

She was a disgrace to feminists everywhere.

I’ve been around a very long time. I’ve fought in so many wars I probably can’t even remember all of them. I have more training and experience than all of your slayers put together.” He sounded unbelievably weary

“Lord save us from men who think they know what we need better than we do.”

Tina cackled. “Oh, honey, it’s adorable, absolutely adorable that you think you have a choice in the matter. But once Harper sets her mind to something, she gets it. And she wants you. Hell, you might as well stamp ‘property of Harper Hall’ on your ass.”