On a Quiet Street
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If I were that freaking gorgeous, I’d be thrilled all the time. I’d live in strappy tops without worrying my back fat would squish through them like a tube of biscuits you whack against the counter to split open.
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They’ll all be like, ‘Where’s the hot, gothy brunette, and why have you replaced her with a ham stuffed into a dress?’ and you’ll be like, ‘No, it’s not deli meat, it’s just a fat chick who can kinda play the piano...but definitely needs sheet music.’” I laugh, but Grant does not.
Kaylee Magee
Hahahhahah
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He stands and grabs the back of my hair, forcing me up, pushing me toward the stairs to the basement.
Kaylee Magee
WHAT
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I gave you a little freedom because I thought you could behave yourself. I did that for you.”
Kaylee Magee
Holy CRAP
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she knows one thing for sure, and she mumbles it under her breath. “He’s mine now.”
Kaylee Magee
Noooo waaaayyy
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It’s buried there somewhere from when he moved in, and I shoot him a text telling him Georgia can pick up Avery at Paige and Grant’s place when she gets back and could he please let her know as I don’t have her number.
Kaylee Magee
NNNNNNOOOOOO
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I am not going to follow him and plead my innocence. Instead, I’ll go spend some more money. That’s what I will do.
Kaylee Magee
Yes girl
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“Maybe you lent it to one of your girlfriends and forgot.”
Kaylee Magee
Go girl
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“This is what you do. You’re manipulative, but you think you’re this innocent, put-upon wife.
Kaylee Magee
Someone kill this gaslighting piece of shit man PLEASE
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“Extra blankets are there. There’s cable, remote is there, and most importantly, there is wine in the minifridge.”
Kaylee Magee
Cora for the win
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I don’t know if I have found true friends or if they are both absolutely nuts.
Kaylee Magee
Golden trio
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“Plus, the cops are used to reports of me in people’s garages and cars and so they’ll think I’m trying to help find you.
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Why is this so funny
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“What do you want from me? Men like sex, Cora. It’s not like you’re ever in the mood. You—” And I stop him right there. “Wrong. Try starting over with a version that doesn’t blame me for you sleeping with hookers and coworkers and lying to me for years.”
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I’ve already heard all the stories. I don’t want to hear them again on the recording. It’s too much.
Kaylee Magee
No I'd immediately go listen
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She remembers hearing the moon described as a dead star that is caught in the earth’s gravitational pull and suspended there forever. This is exactly how she feels—like a dead star being held up by forces beyond her control. She wishes she could stay like this forever.
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It seems like weeks since I’ve felt the sun on my face. Even though the morning is cold and drizzly, I sit in Paige’s back garden under a covered awning and
Kaylee Magee
Oh shit oh shit oh SHIT